When men get older their people pleaser sometimes leaks. Its especially embarrassing when a man is at a public place and uses the restroom. Thats when it always happens. He looks down after he is done and he notices a big wet spot on the front of his pants. Now what does he do? Wait in the Men’s Room until it dries? Walk out and act like nothing is wrong. This is a serious problem for some older men. Or is it? I believe many times the problem is not what it seems to be. I believe many times men are simply urinating on themselves without knowing it. There are many reasons why this happens. However, I believe the biggest reason is because many older men are fat like me. What happens is fat men cannot see underneath their belly. (I’m pretty sure this is one of the reasons men can’t aim worth a lick)! When they are urinating, they don’t realize that their pants, shorts, boxer underwear and gym trunks bulge out. So, they end up urinating on their clothing that is below their people pleaser. That is the reason they many times don’t notice it when they zip up. The wet spot is below the zipper or whatever. So, for those men that are having this problem, I have good news. There are ways you can prevent this issue from happening. When you are wearing shorts, boxer underwear only, gym trunks or other similar apparel, grab ahold of your people pleaser and pull it through your leg opening instead of through the fly. When you do this you force yourself to pull your leg clothing up to get your people pleaser out. (Well, that is unless your people pleaser makes a horse want to cry). While doing this you want to grab any excess clothing and keep it high and to the side while urinating. Another trick is putting your hand on the wall behind the toilet. That way you can lean over the toilet when urinating. That pulls your people please away from your clothing too but not as well. You might also want to consider putting a mirror near the side of the toilet so you can urinate from the side and see what is going on. (I wouldn’t suggest taking a big mirror with you to a public place). As for men that are wearing pants the best way is to simply go to the toilet, pull your pants down and have a seat. However, I would first check and make sure the seat and the floor in front of the toilet isn’t wet. Some men are rude and insensitive and would never make it as a marksman! As long as the toilet area is clean you could always have a seat no matter what you are wearing. Half the battle with this issue is realizing what is going on. If you know how its happening, you will figure out a way to stop it from happening. Just for the record I am sure by now that you have figured out that I use to have this problem. Well, you are correct. For months I was afraid I had a serious problem that came with age. Then it happened. I noticed my clothing was wet while I was still urinating. It was then I realized that I can’t be leaking when I hadn’t finished yet. So, I must be urinating on myself. Pretty smart huh? Well, maybe not so much. After all, I was the one that was urinating on myself……..lol.
